Post by DaMaStErChIef on Feb 11, 2005 20:45:17 GMT -5
Ok, so basically all you have to do is to think of the most unfair, most rigged, most not-even-worth-discussing battle you can come up with (for example: 1 grunt vs. 1 hunter), yet make the underdog win!!!
BTW, you have to write down the entire battle scene
1 Grunt vs. 1 Hunter
The Hunter runs after the Grunt, who runs away as fast as his little feet could carry him. The Hunter's FRG glows bright green, and he fires a bolt of plasma at the Grunt. Instead of killing him, the bolt propelled him to a nearby gravity lift. The Hunter quickly closes the distance. Faced with no other choice, the little Grunt went in the lift, and it carried him up. The Hunter followed. They were less than 50 feet away.
"Oh crap!" the Grunt thought to himself, "I forgot to pee before I went on my shift!" He held it in. But unfortunately the lift was over 100km long, and two hours later they were still being carried upwards. The distance was still even, but the Grunt could no longer hold it in.
"Maybe if I sing the alphabet, it'll help me forget and I won't pee in my life support suit!" he thought
"ABCDEFG, HIJKLM-N-O....PEEEEEE!!!!!"
His life support suit leaked, and soon a hole less than an inch in diameter formed on the underside. Purple urine squirted out. Unbeknownst to them both, Grunt piss was very corrosive on Hunter skin. When the litre of pee was dumped on the Hunter's head, his neck was severed, killing him. When they reached the top of the lift, the Grunt was scared half to death, but soon he saw the Hunter, which fell on the metal floor without his head. Orange blood trickled around the severed body. But before the little Grunt could celebrate, all his life-support methane had run out, and he suffocated. THE END
BTW, you have to write down the entire battle scene
1 Grunt vs. 1 Hunter
The Hunter runs after the Grunt, who runs away as fast as his little feet could carry him. The Hunter's FRG glows bright green, and he fires a bolt of plasma at the Grunt. Instead of killing him, the bolt propelled him to a nearby gravity lift. The Hunter quickly closes the distance. Faced with no other choice, the little Grunt went in the lift, and it carried him up. The Hunter followed. They were less than 50 feet away.
"Oh crap!" the Grunt thought to himself, "I forgot to pee before I went on my shift!" He held it in. But unfortunately the lift was over 100km long, and two hours later they were still being carried upwards. The distance was still even, but the Grunt could no longer hold it in.
"Maybe if I sing the alphabet, it'll help me forget and I won't pee in my life support suit!" he thought
"ABCDEFG, HIJKLM-N-O....PEEEEEE!!!!!"
His life support suit leaked, and soon a hole less than an inch in diameter formed on the underside. Purple urine squirted out. Unbeknownst to them both, Grunt piss was very corrosive on Hunter skin. When the litre of pee was dumped on the Hunter's head, his neck was severed, killing him. When they reached the top of the lift, the Grunt was scared half to death, but soon he saw the Hunter, which fell on the metal floor without his head. Orange blood trickled around the severed body. But before the little Grunt could celebrate, all his life-support methane had run out, and he suffocated. THE END