RIDICULOUS HALO 2 FACE OFF!!!

[DaMaStErChIef]

Ok, so basically all you have to do is to think of the most unfair, most rigged, most not-even-worth-discussing battle you can come up with (for example: 1 grunt vs. 1 hunter), yet make the underdog win!!!

BTW, you have to write down the entire battle scene

1 Grunt vs. 1 Hunter

The Hunter runs after the Grunt, who runs away as fast as his little feet could carry him. The Hunter's FRG glows bright green, and he fires a bolt of plasma at the Grunt. Instead of killing him, the bolt propelled him to a nearby gravity lift. The Hunter quickly closes the distance. Faced with no other choice, the little Grunt went in the lift, and it carried him up. The Hunter followed. They were less than 50 feet away.
"Oh crap!" the Grunt thought to himself, "I forgot to pee before I went on my shift!" He held it in. But unfortunately the lift was over 100km long, and two hours later they were still being carried upwards. The distance was still even, but the Grunt could no longer hold it in.
"Maybe if I sing the alphabet, it'll help me forget and I won't pee in my life support suit!" he thought
"ABCDEFG, HIJKLM-N-O....PEEEEEE!!!!!"
His life support suit leaked, and soon a hole less than an inch in diameter formed on the underside. Purple urine squirted out. Unbeknownst to them both, Grunt piss was very corrosive on Hunter skin. When the litre of pee was dumped on the Hunter's head, his neck was severed, killing him. When they reached the top of the lift, the Grunt was scared half to death, but soon he saw the Hunter, which fell on the metal floor without his head. Orange blood trickled around the severed body. But before the little Grunt could celebrate, all his life-support methane had run out, and he suffocated. THE END

[Gamerzportal]

LOOOL
That..was..hilarious!

[DaMaStErChIef]

Hehe
Glad u like it

[DaMaStErChIef]

The Brutes fire their Brute Shots, knocking out the Elite's shields, and also sending purple blood spraying out. They fire another volley, but this time the Elite got out of the way, and the Brutes shot themselves instead. The Elite's shields regenerate, and he gets his Carbine and head-shoots a Brute a couple of times, killing him. 9 Brutes left. One of them goes beserk, and rushed the Elite. The Elite gets punched 5 times simoutaneously, and then he whipped out his Energy Sword, and cut the Brute's head off. 8 Brutes left. Then the other Brutes gathered in a circle, surrounding the Elite. Then, they all went beserk at once, charging at the Elite. The Elite, fortunately, jumped just in time, and the Brutes collided with each other head on. They were too dumb to figure out that they missed, and started beating the crap out of each other. A few seconds later, only 1 Brute remained, and he charged at the Elite. The Elite sidestepped, and the Brute charged right off the cliff. That day, the Elite went home and bragged to his gay little friends, and he was known as the 'Bruteslaya'. Then his friends dared him to go out and kill a dozen Hunters. Of course, that was darn near impossible for 1 Elite, so he played around with the wording, and went to kill a dozen GRUNTS WHILE THEY WERE HUNTING. Unfortunately, the Grunts were his fans, and hugged the Praetor, accidentally setting off his Plasma Grenades in his pocket. Four flaming balls were stuck to his body, and in less than 2 seconds he was blown to pieces.

THE END!!!

[DaMaStErChIef]

Post more if u can think of one!

[DaMaStErChIef]

OK, I got another one but plz people, u should post some too, u know...

1 Brute vs. 1 ROOKIE Grunt

The Grunt was only sent on 1 mission, and unfortunately the poor lil dude got shot a couple of times, and now, HE'S CRIPPLED!!! From that day forth, he walked around the streets of High Charity like a sassy chicken, and one day a Brute got sooooooooooo annoyed, he decided to beat the crap out of 'Lil Pete' (the Grunt). The Brute gets his Brute Plasma Rifle, and fires a burst at Lil Pete. He screams in pain, the only thing that could make a Brute laugh. He fired another burst, and light blue blood spilled from Lil Pete's body. Now he's laughing so hard, that he falls down, curdled up. But now, Lil Pete is pissed. VERY PISSED. He walks up to the Brute, and sticks his foot in his face. He lifts it up, and stomps him again. The Brute screamed in pain. He used one hand, and picked up poor Lil Pete, and was about to punch him with the other. But now, Pete was flailing about like a crazed monkey, and also, A SASSY CHICKEN!!! He gives the Brute several minor cuts on the face, but now that the Brute was SOOOOOO mad, he gave a defeaning roar, with all his dark purple blood rushing to his head. Then in a split second, his head blasted off his neck, due to SUPER HIGH blood pressure. The body falls to the ground, and Lil Pete breaks free. He starts running around the headless Brute body, doing his little SASSY CHICKEN dance. But his victory didn't last very long. SPLAT!!! The Brute's head, that rocketed several hundreds of feet up, fell right on poor Lil Pete, squishing him. And that was how the story of Lil Pete came to an end.

THE END